I hate people who say "va-cay"

I just booked this hotel for six days of big hurtin, eatin, shopppppin' and being filth, down in Brooklyn in february.

it's gonna be cold as hell.

I'm gonna eat so much fried chicken.

and it's going to be nothing at all like the last time I was in new york.
because I won't be living in a car with four teenage girls.





small blessings.